Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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