So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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