'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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