I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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