Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize