That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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