so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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