I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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