guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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