Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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