Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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