That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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