I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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