I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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