how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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