i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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