Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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