I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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