So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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