I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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