But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hate all girls vehemently.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
