Where did you get a picture of my penis
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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