you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
How's work?
Spinning.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
