You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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