Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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