i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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