ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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