were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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