if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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