I wish my penis had an off switch
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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