I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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