Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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