This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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