We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize