so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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