are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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