marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Where did you get a picture of my penis
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
they're like a gay fantastic four
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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