no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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