We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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