why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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