hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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