At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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