I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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