its not stalking. its research.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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