I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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