maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
