omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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