Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
