You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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