so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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