hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize
