Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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